We will do the best we can as soon as we can, or quicker. We will jump as high, swim as fast and dig as deep as we can at all times. Employees are whipped regularly and fed as little as possible and sleep deprivation used as a last resort. The boss is old and somewhat infirm, desperately in need of urgent replacement. So if he gets it wrong please be patient and the younger customer service team will put things right in a jiffy.
All orders will be processed same day on receipt before 2pm London UK time. Product in stock will be despatched on next day service via APC-Overnight for UK mainland deliveries with a 99.5% success delivery rate. The highlands & Islands may take longer.
Delivery to the EU can take upto 10 working days. Delivery to Non-EU countries will have an expected delivery time quoted when the full export charges have been confirmed.
You will be advised via e-mail or telephone and asked to confirm if the expected date is acceptable.
There is no minimum order. Order as much or as little as you want.
We have total confidence in our products. If you don't like what you bought, whatever the reason, simply send it back complete, undamaged & in the original packaging within 14 days and we will give you a 100% refund of the goods value. (Offer applies to UK mainland only)
To return goods please call on 0845 257 8445. If goods are deemed faulty then The Coat Hanger Company will cover all costs. If the goods are being returned under the 14-day no quibble guarantee then the customer is liable for all carriage costs.